Gummy Situation 7

My interpretation of the "sticky gummy situation:"

Who: Three strangers
What: Accident or Intentional?
When: Last Night
Where: LA Art Opening
How: At the art opening last night in LA, someone collapsed onto the ground. Was it:
A. Red just collapsed on his own (health reasons)?
B. Yellow pushed Red?
C. Green pushed Yellow into Red because he has a secret hatred for Red and doesn't want to take the blame for attempted murder.

Gummy Situation 6

My interpretation of the "sticky gummy situation:"

Who: Rosa Parks in Speed
What: Back of the Bus
When: Years ago
Where: Bus
How: Rosa Parks steps onto the bus and is told to sit in the back. She refuses and steps off the bus instead. She smiles. The bus reaches a speed of 50 then explodes when it decelerates. GOod thing she didn't get on that bus.

Gummy Situation 5

My interpretation of the "sticky gummy situation:"

Who: Father Christmas and sons
What: Naughty or Nice List
When: Christmas (each year)
Where: Christmas-land
How: The sons (and daughters) of Father Christmas line up each year as he reads the list that describes who has been naughty or nice this year. Does it surprise you that his kids are fifty-fifty?

Gummy Situation 4

My interpretation of the "sticky gummy situation:"

Who: Care Bears
What: Countdown to the staredown
When: mid-'80s
Where: Care-a-lot
How: The famous Care Bears claim to be shooting a gazillion rainbows out of their bellies to make the world a livable place. But do you see the evil glint in one of the bear's eyes? Is this why mischief still lingers in the kingdom of kids?

Gummy Situation 3

My interpretation of the "sticky gummy situation:"

Who: kids
What: photos
When: today
Where: Disneyland
How: Kids wait in line to take pictures with their favorite adult-sized toon. Yes, Mickey Mouse himself. The line's not very long though. I wonder what Mickey has done to scare all the little kids away. Hmmm... mouse trap?

Gummy Situation 2

My interpretation of the "sticky gummy situation:"

Who: family members
What: dim sum
When: today at lunch
Where: Chinese Restaurant - Imperial Palace Restaurant, Chinatown, LA
How: Parents are discussing college plans with their four children (two sons, two daughters). One of the girls says that she has a confession to make. She is having an incestuous affair with one of the siblings. Which one is it??? And what happened to her jellyfish?

Gummy Situation 1

My interpretation of the "sticky gummy situation:"

Who: board members
What: meeting
When: this morning
Where: conference room
How: Herman (not in shot) is missing because Frank (green gummy) feared that Herman was rising up in the ranks. Since Frank fears Herman is soon to replace him, he had his gummy men take care of him early this morning. Frank's excuse to the other gummies: "Herman's out 'sick' today."